Peen Cuisine - An Erotic Cooking Blog

  • Good sex and good food aren't just things that make life; they're the things that make it worth living. Sometimes you're in the mood for fine cuisine and sometimes you're in the mood for fine peen, and you should treat yourself more often. We truly believe the world would be a better place if everyone felt a little more, well, satisfied. Peen Cuisine is the cooking blog that's on a mission to share recipes that whet the appetite (among other things). With new erotica-infused recipes published weekly, the goal is to help you whip up quick, tasty treats that inspire you to jump right back in between the sheets. 

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  • Cockprese Salad - Get the recipe here!
  • Cockamole & Chips - Get the recipe here!
  • Dark Chocolate Cock Pops - Get the recipe here!
  • Pear & Gorgonzola Peenza - Get the recipe here!
  • Blueberry Creamed Puffs - Get the recipe here!
  • Fried Tofu with Peen-nut Sauce - Get the recipe here!
  • Green Peen Ricotta Dip - Get the recipe here!
  • Zupeeni Fritters - Get the recipe here!
  • Blueberry Peencakes - Coming Soon!